The Future with D88
At D88, we’re rewriting society from the ground up. Our goal: to maximize the productive lifespan and happiness of every Egoslavian citizen. We don’t just think outside the box—we redesigned the box entirely.
Dive into our vision and see how D88 will transform Egoslavia like never before.
Economy and Taxes
- The richest 88% of Egoslavians will pay 88% tax. Income leveling, but make it elegant.
- VAT drops to 8.8% because, let’s face it, numbers under 10 are just friendlier.
Work and Pension
- Work hard, retire very late. Life is a sprint of 88 years.
- Retirement age: 88. Fitness guaranteed.
- Full-time workweek: 88 hours. More work, more fun… maybe?
- Minimum vacation: 88 days per year. Rest like a pro.
“Everyone deserves a long, productive life—really, really long.”
Immigration and Integration
- Maximum 88 asylum seekers per month. Small country, manageable numbers.
- Minimum waiting time: 88 days. Patience is fairness.
- Master Egoslavian language and values in 88 days—or off to language boot camp, equipped with a dictionary and an 88-hour timer.
Education
- Every child gets 88 hours of school per week.
- 88 vacation days for students too. Balance, obviously.
- Compulsory education until age 88. Six university degrees? Congrats, you’re free!
Safety and Emergency Services
- Police and emergency services respond in exactly 8 minutes and 8 seconds. Precision matters.
- Hospital visits capped at 88 minutes. After that, you’re wheeled out on a stretcher with 88mm wheels. Efficiency first.
Traffic and Environment
- Maximum speed: 88 km/h, everywhere. Even playgrounds. Safety is symmetrical.
- Wind turbines capped at 88 meters. Anything taller is just arrogance.
- Solar panels only in batches of 88. Symmetry = sustainability.
- Maximum 88 cars per city per day. The rest wait. Eco-friendly patience required.
Public Transport
- Public Transport across Egoslavia as cheap as possible.
- One train fitted in D88 Egoslavia colors.
Defense and Foreign Affairs
- Military missions last no longer than 88 months. After that… exit stage left.
- Defense budget: 8.8% of GDP. Peace through perfectly allocated money.
Digitalization and Technology
- All websites go offline daily from 08:00–08:08 for “national digital maintenance.” No exceptions.
- Teachers receive 88 hours of mandatory yearly digital skills training. If kids understand it, teachers must too.
Housing and Buildings
All housing should be for rent, owned by the governmental company EgoLiving.
Only a maximum of 0,88% of housing in the country can be owned by individuals.
Commercial buildings, like warehouses, will be solely rented out by the governmental company EgoWorks.